We're asking Harriers fans to send us some utterly pointless questions for a feature in this year's match day programme…

Don't worry - we haven't given up caring about our official publication… In fact, this year's issue will be even better than last season - we're heading back to full colour and staying at £2.50, giving you even more fantastic value for your money.

However, for 2010/11 we'll be taking a leaf out of the book of FourFourTwo, arguably the country's most widely-read footy mag, in asking a few silly questions to the men - and women! - here at Aggborough.

We can't think of anyone, for instance, who wouldn't want to know whether Keith Briggs (right) thinks the moon is pointless, or whether Lee Vaughan reckons his life would've turned out any differently had he actually been named Bruce…

We want to know whether Andrew Stevens would consider a Spanish timeshare or whether Nick Wright rates oven gloves above a tea towel - frankly, we reckon you want to know, too.

So all season long we'll be quizzing our featured interviewee on all things serious and all things, well, silly. And we want your help. We're happy to quiz utility player Tom Shaw on whether or not he owns a utility belt (we doubt it), but we'd like your input, too.

So put together some of the oddest (though printable, please!) questions you can think of, and we'll include some of the best ones in the programme over the course of the season. They needn't be player-specific, and should be as short as possible… Overall, they've just got to be pointless!

Questions, please, to matt.wall@harriers.co.uk.